Another normal week for Kath (my wife) and I, we had yet to meet the Princess and her man, in fact we didn’t even know they existed yet.

I was sitting at the PC looking at local swinger adds in our town, and one caught my eye. We had always described ourselves as a normal couple; guess anyone reading this may think that strange, how you can be normal when you have sex with others. Well our lives had morphed into this version of normal.

So what made that advert for the Princess so interesting? I really don’t know. Maybe it was ‘fresh meat’ and a couple to meet and have fun with without driving 30. 40, 60 miles and even further.

I looked at the likes and dislikes described on the add, and at the headless pictures posted, everyone posts picture either without heads or facial feature blurred beyond recognition. I looked at the ones on this add and thought yes, why not they sound and look interesting.

I also looked for the tell tale signs that Kath hates to see in pictures, she thinks that if you can’t have a nice picture without some of the clutter she hates, well your not worth meeting.

So what is it that she hates to see? Well this is a quick list of a few of the things; cheap or no headboard, slipper on the floor in the background tacky not matching pillows and quilt, and piles of ‘emergency’ clothes on in the corner of a room.

Nope none of the above in the pictures so it was ok from that point of view

At this point it was nothing more than another couple to fuck with. I call Kath and asked her to take a look, in her normal style she was busy doing something and complained, but she made her way to the office to look at them.

Her reply was yes they look ok send them our picture (we have a stock picture for events like this) “you know they live locally” I said “mmm “replied Kath and flashed me a look that said are you sure? I asked “well do I email them?“ Kath came back to the computer and asked to have another look at the add and the headless pictures “Yes lets go for it” she confirmed and we sent the email.

Still interested?